katiebock:

nothingshinesquiteasbrighttt:

When a girl is so cool you can’t tell if you wanna be her best friend or fuck her

I strive to be that cool

spacelessity:

2 reasons Fall Out Boy is incredible.

1) When their label told them to shorten the titles of their songs, they did… by taking out all of the vowels and shortening a song title to “Thnks fr th Mmrs.”

2) They have a song titled “Our Lawyer Made Us Change the Name of This Song so We Wouldn’t Get Sued.”

liquidglue:

a bar walks into a man

thnksfrthevenom:

I will fight anyone who says shit about pete wentz… You think he is a bad lyricist… Fuck off… You think he’s a douche… Meet me at the pit… You think he’s gay… Well you may not be entirely off base

owldude:

*sees moon*
*remembers outer space*
nice

gummysharksundae:

Never apologize for your giant dogs getting overexcited, if I get taken down by a 100 pound mass of fluff then that’s how I go.